There They Go Again: Stripping Nude in Protest

I've exposed you readers before to the nefarious tactics of French workers, who will take employers hostage and threaten to blow up the establishment if they don't get the proper severance package. Now some French workers are exposing themselves in the name of the cause.

Some 13 men from the Chaffoteaux et Maury boiler factory in Brittany have bared it all--save hard hats--for a nude calendar (how many months do they have in France?). Supposedly, they will use the proceeds to journey to the factory's owners in Italy to beg them not to close the facility.

It was not revealed if the male delegation will appear in calendar-ready costume.